Well I guess that means it’s time for a breakfest of broken dreams and failure.
#also i’mma go ahead and call it now: maldonado’s gonna send Dorian home with John#’well until we find a suitable place for him john he can stay with you!’#’you’re all alone in that big empty apartment by yourself. you could use a roommate!’#IF IT DOES NOT HAPPEN I SHALL BE DEVASTATED
10000% MY FIRST THOUGHTS TOO. This is all a not-at-all-subtle set up for Dorian and John to become ROOMMATES.
THE SHOW IS A FIC
BAILING ON AN INTERVIEW BEFORE BREAKFEST
I’M SO STUPID
There’s no panic like the panic of ‘5 minutes after a phone interview should have started and they haven’t called’.
I don’t know why, he was clearly an awesome little dude
human history is amazing
"Is it safe to come down?"
"I swear it’s safe to come down. No more velociraptors to terrorize you."